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The Uninspiring, Unencouraging and Unmotivating Guide to Unblogging

(Reading time: 4 – 6 minutes)

Blogging really sucks. It’s hard work. Inspiration is fickle as fate, and motivation blows with the wind. Why would anyone set their shoulder to such a task? You fire your old boss, then find your new boss (you) isn’t much better. And there’s all these rules and shi^H^Htuff about how blogging is supposed to be.

Where’s the fun in that?

Hey, how do you like that headline? Rockin’, right? Gonna get me some real search engine lovin’ on that one, oh yeah!

Pfffft.

Since I’m dedicating this article to all of you who are in your “I loathe/hate/despise blogging” phase, I thought I’d channel me some Kelly Diel’s headline advice and poke a sharp stick into Blogistan‘s collective eye for how things oughter be.

But I’d hate to disappoint anyone, so I’m going to trot out the tired old trope: There’s good news and bad news. Which, as we all know, really means “You’re not going to like what I have to say, but my compulsion to say it outweighs my consideration for your feelings.”

Let’s be about it.

Good news!

  • You are not unique, everyone hates blogging sometimes.
  • Even when you hate it, when it’s your job, you can jobify it. More later.

Bad news!

  • You are not unique, everyone hates blogging sometimes.
  • Even when you hate it, when it’s your job, you can jobify it. More later.

Helloooo, my Special Snowflake!

I love snowflakes. Every one different, unique, all in the same way. It’s the human condition frozen into an eighth-inch of wonder.

Julian Colton - Snowflakes

Julian Colton - Snowflakes

It’s amazing. In some respects (like, to dogs), we all look the same. Two arms, two legs, two eyes, etc. Bilateral symmetry rocks.

But the the odds of two people who are not twins having identical DNA are like a million billion trillion to one. That’s pretty low odds.

Even more important: however you’re feeling right now, someone else has felt it in the past. Likely, someone else is feeling it right now. I know this is true because if you can describe your emotion in words, someone had to feel enough the same way to invent a word for that feeling. QED.

If you’re at the stage of blogging where it all just seems soo dreary, you’re in good company. It happens to everyone, whether they write about it or not.

And just like everyone else, you can 1. choose to quit in disgust, or 2. choose to just get on with it (possibly in disgust, that’s cool).

Get with the program. Jobify your blog. Unblog it.

So.

It’s a nice day out there, and you just don’t feel like working on your blog. But money doesn’t grow on trees.

It’s not nice outside? It’s really crappy out there and you just want to stay in bed? Money doesn’t grow on trees!

On days like these, blogging is part of your job. Deal with it. Like a job. Here’s a few jobification tips:

Get the maintenance work done. You should have a checklist for “unblogging,” boring, bloggy chores like these:

  1. Clean up spam.
  2. Moderate and respond to comments.
  3. Make sure plugins and themes are up to date.
  4. Make sure everything is backed up.
  5. Check your server logs or redirection logs for 404 errors, redirect as needed, or drop posts you don’t want indexed.
  6. I’m sure you can think of many more. What’s your least favorite blog chore? Tell us in the comments (then go do it).

Get a load of this stuff done, right now, then call it a day. Everyone who matters will be here when you get back, promise.

By the way, I wrote a little whitepaper on daily blog chores, and I show how to handle all these chores (and more) in Blog Maintenance Challenge. But this isn’t a sales letter; if you want in to BMC, email me or leave a comment, I’ll send you a link and set it up.

Remember: you don’t have to feel like doing something to get it done.

You just have to get it done.

(And tell us about your least favorite blog chore in the comments!)

Not-So-Secret Blog Alliances – Kelly Diels bares (almost) all

(Reading time: 4 – 6 minutes)

Ok, so. I wrote a little article last Saturday featuring Darren Rowse’s story of a Secret Blog Alliance. In which I did or did not admit to anything. The discussion that erupted was really interesting… so much so that I’m delighted to present the first of three, possibly four follow-on articles. Here’s the first, from Kelly Diels.


Not-So-Secret Blog Alliances

-by Kelly Diels

Psssst…I’ve got a secret.

You might know me as a writer who bares (almost) all my tawdry tales of failed romance on a demure blog that appears to be named for my breasts.

From that, you might suspect that my life is a roller coaster.

Put those suspicions aside. Not all is as it seems.

Most of my days are about packed lunches and laundry, birthday parties and baseball games, and pony-tails and paying bills.

And just between you, me, and some search engines, I’m not sure which role is my cover and which one requires a cape, tights and knee-high boots.

This is what I do know: neither identity is a secret.

So when Dave Doolin wrote that we need to find our entrepreneurial Quartermains, Mina Harkers and M’s to form a League of Extraordinary Bloggers, and then asked who was (or was not) in secret blog alliances, I wondered:

Do these alliances have to be secret?

I’m out there with my people and my passions.

I promote my friends’ products (if they’re good, and they fit) – and I buy them, too. I comment on their blogs (sometimes). I retweet their posts, talk about them, shout them out, quote them, link to them, and buy advertising on their sites. I love them and I spread the love.

I’m not terribly quiet or discreet about any of this and I might be missing why I should be.

I’ll say, 

He’s my friend, and not only that, he’s ridiculously smart and you should definitely buy his e-books and whitepapers and pay him to teach you about Blog Post EngineeringHe helped me. He will help you, too.

(I might be talking about Dave. Go on – buy his stuff and his time. You won’t be sorry.)

And I’m willing to bet that kind of recommendation weighs more than any other kind.

In fact, I know it.

In November I had lunch with some heavy-hitting social media women and Lianne Raymond said something that landed with me.

Lianne said that because she liked Danielle LaPorte’s site, perspective, and aesthetic, she was always interested in what and who Danielle liked.

Danielle’s recommendation was the cool-woman-seal-of-approval.

That’s how Lianne and I found each other – Danielle was our common point – and now one of my pieces is in Lianne’s new e-book. More importantly, I have a new friend to adore.

And that’s what all this tweeting and blah-blah-blogging is about: we’re building communities and connections around shared ideas and complementary personalities.

If you like me and my world-view, you’ll probably like my friends. You might like the books I recommend. You might find the info-products I buy useful, too. So I’ll tell you who and what I like and I hope you’ll do the same for me.

Groups of like-minded people who lift each other up aren’t new or clandestine.

Isn’t that what we do offline – in business and in life?

Secrets are way too hard to keep (please, don’t tell me yours because I’ll accidentally blog it) and they aren’t safe with social media. The Internet is just a fancy way to gossip.

If you really want to know I’m in cahoots/love with, it is easy to trace the links. Watch my twitter stream and read my blog comments.

Just like Superman, wannabe blog-heroes are changing clothes in the phone booth – which, FYI, is not the most private of places. Blog alliances are an open secret.

One more secret: when I’m chit-chatting with parents, teachers, non-blogging colleagues and potential suitors, I say “I’m a writer” and let Google fill in the blanks.

Then, second meetings are always interesting – for both parties. I find out who was intrigued enough to Google me (which tells me a LOT) and they get to ogle my online moxy and my boots.

Because in my extraordinarily ordinary world(s), tights and knee-high boots are appropriate for any occasion.

Capes and cabals? That’s your call.


Kelly Diels plots World Domination from her secret lair in the wild suburbs outlying Vancouver. She Is A Force Of Nature. Visit her blog Cleavage for the best writing on sex, money and meaning.

Apropos of absolutely nothing at all, did you know: when you’re counting your shoes, boots don’t count. Isn’t that cool? – Dr WordPress